Nobody's perfect: We've all made huge mistakes, at one point or another. Most of the time, we don't have to account for our errors in front of the world. But the internet has sure changed all that. It's time to examine some of the worst and most hilarious blunders the web has ever seen — get ready for some serious facepalm!
We Suspect Geography Wasn’t Her Strong Suit in High School
Admittedly, it's hard to keep track of all the nations in the world on a map. Even if you slept through basic geography in school, there's still google maps. What is this girl's excuse for getting the location of Rio so wrong?
For a post about such a calming statue, this girl lashed out with inexplicable rage. Odds are, the real Jesus would not approve of the insults. And no one in Brazil would approve of this ignorance, for sure.
A Dictionary Would Have Solved This One in a Second
We're not sure if this person was practicing English as a second language online here. If that's the case, we might see the question as a totally earnest attempt to learn. But if this is a native speaker, we are all kinds of confused.
Good is a word with two vowels in the middle. Both o's, indeed. But just thinking for a moment, many other words come to mind. There's food, mood, and wood, for starters. They don't all rhyme, though. Maybe that's where the confusion began?
No One Talks About This Privacy Concern for a Reason
These days, privacy concerns have really taken center stage. We love our tech, but it seems to come with a big cost. How do we know what data stays private, for real? This man decided to warn the public about facial recognition technology.
When he thought about it, he became uncomfortable with the idea of a database that included his face. But he didn't realize the photo on his driver's license already served that function. It's actually pretty low-tech, and it's been around forever.
Placement Is Everything When It Comes to a Smart Design
Hoodies are a staple for every season of the year. They're comfy, they're classy enough, and they come in so many designs. Some people even wear them to promote their ideas. Take this example, for the animal cruelty club. What's not to love?
As it turns out, this is not an ad for a club that hates critters. It's actually the anti-animal cruelty club, and this girl really wants to make a difference. But since the hood of the hoodie obscured the first part, that didn't happen. Imagine the looks behind her back!
Amateur Cook, We Never Told You to Eat the Shell
Cooking is a skill most learn through trial and error. Even the best chef out there had their fair share of mistakes. Here, one Reddit user decided to try out the task of hard boiling eggs. Pretty basic stuff. How did he do?
It does seem like the egg was boiled enough. It's not wet inside, and that's a success. But the act of snacking really didn't meet his expectations. He bit into the egg, shell and all. That's not how you do it, buddy!
Those Who Live in Glass Grammar Houses Shouldn’t Throw Stones
Not everyone won the spelling bee in school. Most people, in fact, were eliminated in the first few rounds. It's a unique talent to memorize the dictionary by heart, but who has time for that? Plus, a lot of words sound the same but have different spellings.
It's not a crime to mix up the trickiest words in the English language. But if you don't know the real way to spell contractions, rudely correcting the public about they're, their, and there is just silly. This Twitter warrior misspelled something basic in the process, and he's obviously the last to know.
You Really Should Try Harder if You Want to Lie
We all know that person who wants to look profound on Twitter. There's no polite way to call them out, and it can really test your patience. Sometimes, you just can't hold back. Here's a great example, but it probably came too late.
This wise man decided to promote chats between strangers. There's so much to learn! How enriching, in theory. More than 200 people were fooled before a truthteller came along. Someone who knew better pointed out that this was in fact his granny!
When You Seriously Misunderstand the Plot of a Famous Book
He's one of the most famous monsters of all time. Frankenstein has really stuck around in popular culture. Maybe it's because he is so green and gruesome. People even dress up as the character for Halloween. But have they gotten it all wrong?
For one, Frankenstein was the name of the doctor, not the monster. People tend to forget, but that could be forgiven. But calling this medical professional a bodybuilder? Yes, he built a body. But we're not sure that's what the competition is all about.
Nasa Absolutely Explained This Moon Mystery a Long Time Ago
Admittedly, not everyone is a NASA professional online. Some of us are just space hobbyists, and that's okay. But most of us don't make claims we can't back up with facts. This person right here is not most of us.
The claim: Our beloved moon is made of rock, and rocks don't reflect light. For this reason, current theories about the moon have to be rethought. But as one viewer points out immediately, the rock in the picture is reflecting light. Oops!
This Lotto Lover Just Missed One Number on Each Number
Close, but no cigar. Almost, but not quite. Our society has invented plenty of phrases for situations where you don't succeed but get close enough to feel regret. Today, we have a local lottery and a local loser. It's so sad how it happened!
For reasons only the universe knows, this ticket was off by one digit on each draw. It's against all odds, but not in a way that helps anyone. The lottery is all about winner takes all. This time, loser takes none.
There Is No Way Experts Recommended This for Any Reason
Driving a car is an easy task, thanks to the engineers who tested models for decades. A lot of mistakes were made along the way. Some brands had pretty famous recalls, and all kinds of parts caused crashes. Tires, however, are pretty basic tech.
This girl decided to try something new to stand out in the parking lot. She somehow sanded down her tires until they were slippery smooth, which she found beautiful. Will she glide into an ugly crash? Unfortunately, that is very likely.
His Excellent Sense of Humor Gave Him Away From Upstairs
In dating, friendship, and even work, a good sense of humor can go a long way. If your line of work is burglary, though, no amount of chuckling is going to endear you to anyone. Laughter is the best medicine, but it's not the best strategy for crime.
Here, one thief blew his own cover. When the owner of the home told a joke, everyone heard. Even though there was a robbery in progress, funny is funny. The robber reacted, as anyone would. Sadly, laughter from another floor is a dead giveaway.
Clocks and Calendars Were Surely Invented for Times Like These
It's hard to imagine human history before time was a standard measurement. People figured things out by rooster crows and sunsets. But thankfully, we are now spoiled with digital tools that never let us down. Only we can let ourselves down, as Diego here proves.
Setting an alarm for school tasks is a good strategy, but not everyone does it. Our student realized that all was lost when his friend texted him to ask about an exam. Obviously, a fail grade is waiting for him. He thought it was tomorrow!
He Never Expected a Toilet to Get In the Way
The mail can take forever if you don't pay for express delivery. That's pricy, and most opt for the standard service. In that scenario, a package can be delivered at any time of day, and it often happens when you're away. One man had a clever idea for a safe, private dropoff. Did it work?
On the note, he does specify to drop to through the window. And it seems that this postal worker did exactly as instructed. The problem? Multiple windows, and one is right above a toilet. Plop went the package, and now it's a stinky situation.
He Got the Wrong Signals and She Sent the Right Comeback
Snotty know-it-alls have plagued us since the beginning of time. Now, with the internet, we are exposed to unlimited numbers of these folks. It's an endless nightmare of nonsense! Here, Alexander began a crusade against bright hair. Did he make any good points at all?
Well, not really. He remarks that bright colors warn suitors to stay away in nature. In his view, this meant she failed. But someone else points out that maybe she wants guys like him to stay away. In that sense, mission accomplished!
Christina Aguilera Would Be Pretty Shocked to Hear This Feedback
Beloved singer Christina Aguilera has been hitting the high notes for decades now. She's done it all while earning style icon status, and has changed her look a few times. All trendsetters try new things. How was this outfit received online?
Well, it seems that at least one Twitter user was confused. Is this Christina, or a man in drag? Going with the latter theory, this man is outraged. But he may need to zoom in because it's actually a woman!
Math Can Be Really Tricky if You Don’t Pay Attention
Solving a riddle is a chance to show everyone just how clever you are. When numbers are involved, addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division are essential. For anyone who remembers their basic math, this one should have been a no-brainer.
The correct answer is actually 67. But with all the wordplay involved, it confused plenty of people online. Look at the likes and laughs to see the divide, but we must forgive them. No one expects Twitter to be a math test!
Puns Are Fun, but Not Everyone Remembers Their Chemistry Class
Some people use social media to show off jokes and wordplay. Today is not that day, though. A young lady online perhaps thought she engaged in a serious exchange. But clearly, she just misunderstood the joke that was clear to most.
For those who do recall the periodic table of elements, Na is the symbol for sodium. That's salt, usually! The clever exchange of 'nah' with Na did get past one friend online. But they mean no harm. High school was so long ago!
This 3D Photoshoot Was Fun but Really Missed the Mark
Signing up for insurance sure can be a pain. It requires so many steps, and it's easy to mess up any one of them. Mom here innocently thought she would follow instructions. But her photoshoot had the wrong target. How so?
Front, side, back, and side again: She took many pictures, but it didn't help anyone here. There are no requirements for these images when it comes to car insurance. The agent wanted to see her vehicle, not her head in 3D!
Kylie Jenner Put Her Mink Slipper in Her Mouth Here
When you're part of the Kardashian clan, it's easy to get lost in own your wardrobe. Kylie here probably has so many pairs of slippers, she doesn't even remember where she got them. Does she at least know what they are made of?
No, clearly no. Kylie posted support for animal rights while wearing expensive fur slippers. A user online thought they looked familiar and tracked them down right away. Totally mink, and totally called out. Sorry, Kylie!
Everyone Is Ready With an Analogy When You Argue Online
On the internet, everyone is both a detective and a doctor. It's hard to know who really has the best advice, frankly. But people sure are passionate, no matter their position. Here, one exchange illustrates modern challenges to find the truth.
Let's examine: One person argues in favor of vaccines. The other makes a traffic comparison to explain a differing view. Both probably won't change their minds. But it certainly was entertaining for the rest of us.
He Asked the Man With Knife About His Real Intentions
Sometimes, it's best to get straight to the point. When a violent criminal showed up with a sharp object, his victim didn't beat around the bush. He wanted to know, quite simply: What are you going to do, stab me?
Yes, actually. That's exactly what he intended. And as this news report shows us now, that is what he carried out. Hopefully, the victim is okay. His attempts to talk his way out of the stabbing clearly didn't work. The quote is great, though!
When You’re Not the True Kobe Fan You Thought You Were
Kobe Bryant has passed on, but his fans will always be touched by his legacy. Not only was he a star in sports, but he was an inspiring dad and coach. Apparently, at least one Twitter user out there missed the latter.
There's a first time for everything, we suppose. For some reason, the only conclusion this fellow could fathom was something dark and criminal. Why? Everyone knows that Kobe loved kids. He was a role model, even. Next time, think a little harder, Twitter sleuth!
But Buckingham Palace Has a Pretty Well Known Address Already
One royal admirer seems to have concerns for the privacy of England's elderly monarch. What if people find out exactly where she lives? Buckingham Palace is a landmark for anyone visiting London. It's the queen’s residence, and that's never really been a secret.
It's kind that this visitor wanted the queen to have a little me-time. It's true that the paparazzi often use license plate numbers to harasses their targets, but come on. Who else would be living in that big, beautiful building? If you ever observed that it is fit for royalty, you were right.
These Biblical Arguments Show You Everything You Thought Was Wrong
Laws about recreational plants have always been controversial. There are good folks that seem to be on either side of the issue, though they never see eye to eye. Here, the common argument transpires on a forum. What are the claims today?
First, there is the claim that God loves all his plants, and that God could never be wrong. Making one illegal is denying his will! But the response is interesting, and hard to deny. Does anyone remember the garden of Eden? There was only one law there, and it banned an apple!
We All Know That Mom Truly Had the Best Intentions
There are most people, and then there are entrepreneurs. The mentality seems to be so different sometimes, that it's no wonder they succeed beyond the rest. Here, one Twitter user reflects on where he got his real start, in an unlikely way.
At this fancy school, our little businessman did get a better education. That was mother's wish, and she got it. But behind her back, he was getting a very different sort of education on the streets. With a rich clientele, he made a lot of sneaky sales!
The Truth Came Out When the Votes Were All Counted
Sometimes, the truth hurts. This is one of those times, and it comes to us in the field of politics. When one local man decided to run for office, he had big dreams for himself as well as his community. How did that work out, when the tally was done?
It's time for a heart-to-heart chat with the ones he loves most. Mister politician got fewer votes than he expected, and fewer than the family members in his own house. Obviously, someone has secret views they don't want to share.
We See Why She Would Stop the Game at This Point
Puzzles and board games are a great way to spend time with the family. It's just good, clean fun. Here, mom and dad tried to make an announcement using a familiar game. They cut up the sentence on printed paper, and scatter letters for reassembly. Did it work?
Sadly, all that came of this exercise was trauma. She did find English words in the letters, and she spelled everything right. But the message was supposed to be Disney Land, not die! Hopefully, a hug from Mickey will make it all better soon.
When You Have No Idea What Words Mean but Love Googling Things
A lot of professions seem to have more men than women or vice versa. Is acting really one of them? A Twitter user decided to investigate the matter. He googled the job title and found out something rather alarming. To him, anyway.
If only he had tried a very similar word: Actress. There are actually thousands of them in the biz, right now. In fact, there is no shortage of lovely ladies lining up for roles. It's nice he is standing up for them, though. Good for you, illiterate man!
Some People Say It’s the Thought That Counts, but We’re Not Sure
Not everyone trusts advertisers, and they probably shouldn't. Often, their interests and your interests are different. They want you to buy, buy, buy. And they are sometimes willing to lie, lie, lie. Is this finally an example of an honest, clean campaign?
Spending millions to make a donation of $100,000 does not seem like a sound business decision. But if they make millions back in sales, it just might make sense. Consumers who cared about the cause won't like the truth, though. Surprise, it's a scam!
When a Business Really Doesn't Understand Its Bread and Butter
Uber has really taken over the rideshare scene in recent years. Driver and riders both love the idea of saving money and saving gas. It's mutually beneficial, at all hours of the day. Why would the company ever change what clearly works?
It’s Uber’s loss, if anything. They are bound to lose lots of drunk folks to Lyft, or another competitor. It's a competitive world. One must wonder what led to the discussion, internally. Alcohol is a major reason they exist!
We Think That This False Product Claim Merits a Refund
When it comes to locks, there are a few features that customers truly value. For one, a lock should be easy to use. It shouldn't jam when you least expect it. And ideally, it should not open when you least expect it, either.
Proven wrong in only 30 seconds, this lock is almost completely useless If it can't keep things secure, it's just a chunk of metal. It's unlikely that anyone needs another one of those. A refund is the next step, in a fair world.
When People Argue Online, It Always Becomes a Messy Contest
User Katie is an astrophysicist and holds a Ph.D., but still loves to tweet. It's a great way to connect with people from all backgrounds and fields. She has encountered someone with every different scientific opinion today. What did Gary here have to say?
In the world of science, there are all kinds of opinions. In the world of online bickering, there are also all sorts of opinions. Who will win in this contest? It's getting hot in here, and we don't mean global warming!
Don’t Ask Questions You Don’t Want the Answers To, Pandora
Pandora is a luxury jewelry brand that many women seem to enjoy. Diamonds are a girl's best friend, as they say. The brand has now discovered social media, taking a timeless product to a modern platform. How did their experiment in anonymous polls go?
Pandora probably assumed that the other items on the list were unappealing compared to its jewels. But they were wrong, in times like these. Socks are way more affordable, and they're perfectly versatile. What more can the practical lady in your life really want?
This Landlord Didn’t Realize He Was Renting to a Scholar
It was the scourge of New York City for years, and perhaps it still is. Bedbugs are almost like a biblical plague, and they move in with the intention to stay. Here, one renter found the unthinkable. Was his landlord helpful?
According to the law, the landlord is responsible. He is hoping his tenant has no idea and opts to pay for the removal himself out of desperation. Luckily, the internet exists and information is abundant. Pay up, now or later! Lawsuits are surprisingly easy to file.
This Girl Got More Literal Than Anyone Was Prepared For
We admit it: Learning English is tough if it's not taught early on. There are so many rules and exceptions, all at the same time. Sometimes a word has multiple meanings. Sometimes, those meanings are totally unrelated! Type, for example, is one such word.
Here, the word was taken very literally. The girl decided to use her keyboard and apply her finger to type. She typed the letter C, but the post was originally trying to specify a type of phone charger. A type C phone charger!
As It Turns Out, Very Few People Forgot About These
Playgrounds were a part of our childhoods, and we do remember what was located on the grounds. Sure, it may have been decades ago. But we still pass them all the time, in case we need a reminder. What's this girl thinking?
Slides are wonderful, and no one is disputing that. There was simply confusion about her memory loss, as seen through Cole. Maybe she forgot about them but felt a wave of nostalgia when she saw them again. She may have been compelled to share her joy with the world about slides. Is that so wrong?
This Incredible Disaster Is Actually an Achievement in Its Own Way
Eating happens every single day, and that requires prep. The kitchen can be intimidating for a cook who is new to the game. People usually claim that there are precautions, but nothing has to be dangerous. In this case, that claim was wrong. Very wrong!
It seems as though the gas oven may have exploded from below. This actually caused a pot to sink in. The fire probably reached the cabinets above, melting them. It's just a theory, but it's as good as any. What's your guess?
The Buildings in the Background Made This Age Totally Impossible
Online dating is full of hazards, socially. There are people who have very different intentions than you, whether serious or casual. And even worse, people lie about basic details. Like this fellow, for instance. Can he really be 23 years old?
Anyone who is this young could not have been that old when the two towers were still standing. It's not ancient history, and this is still fresh in the minds of millions. If this guy is looking for love in NYC, he is going to get a lot of angry replies. As he should!
Anyone With Two Eyes Would See Through This Sloppy Move
With the rise of clicks and likes for self-esteem, people have resorted to all kinds of tricks. Bots can be bought to show you have more followers than you really do. The fake profiles can even comment, which is very misleading!
People who go out of their way to comment on their own photos are a little lame if we are honest. That seems to be what happened here, under a barely disguised double account. The girl was called out, as she should have been, in front of all her followers. Lies, all lies!