We Can SEA How This is Disappointing
This person reserved an Airbnb with a sea view, but they shouldn't have any complaints about it at all. We can literally feel the sand and taste the seawater. However, a more accurate description would have been "room with a sliver of a sea view."
They could earn more money by installing a coin-operated periscope for anyone who wishes to enjoy the most magnificent sea view ever. You may not take us seriously, but we think it would make them rich
One Order Of The "Chicken Dump Truck," Please
This poorly translated food menu from a hotel in Saudi Arabia has item names that will make you burst out in laughter for sure. For example, one menu item is called Foul with Cheese, and another is called Popular Problem.
Many of these names wouldn't entice us to eat at this restaurant because we doubt anyone would be interested in eating "Dumping Thickness" or "Chicken Dump Truck." However, they could be great parody names for a comedy special about restaurants.
That's One Way Of Telling Someone To Check Out
This person stayed at the hotel in Egypt, and the cleaner decided to make this monkey out of a towel dressed in the person's used boxers. Maybe it was a nice way of telling them not to leave their dirty laundry lying around.
Seeing this would have definitely scared us. We can see that the cleaner at that hotel is quite talented, but they touched his used boxers to make a monkey.
That's One Cool "Pool Area"
This hotel decided to have some fun with the pun, and we'll definitely jump into that. We love the floor markings.
Technically speaking, they are not wrong. They didn't lie, and we think they perfectly maintained a balance between false advertising and clever marketing.
It's The Thought That Counts
This couple came back to the hotel room and found these beautiful swans and a nice message. It is lovely that the hotel staff tried. You can't blame them if English is not their first language. It’s the sweet gesture that counts.
By the way, now the couple has a great inside joke. Maybe 20 years from now, they will say to each other, "Remember that time on our Honey Moom."
Perspective Matters A LOT!
That’s the power of a good photo. They used to say the camera doesn't lie, but that isn't true anymore, right? These two photos are from the same French Airbnb, and we cannot stop laughing. After all, we would be very disappointed to see it.
Laughing is one effective way to overcome disappointment. So next time you become disappointed or sad, start laughing. Yeah, people will say you are crazy, but who the hell cares.
Was It A Hobbit Cottage?
If you decide to rent a hobbit cottage, you should stop whining as you get what you paid for. Or maybe this person stayed at a dollhouse Airbnb; you may never know.
Did this person ask his partner, "Will you take a picture of me while I take a leak?" and the partner was like, "I thought you'd never ask."
A Message That Will Shake Your Body
When this person asked their driver to take them to an affordable hotel, they regretted it immediately. This person was shaking with fear while taking the photo because the IMPORTANT message to "Barricade door before sleeping" can make anyone fear for their safety.
Imagine how many accidents had happened before they put up that message. If you ask, "why do I need to barricade the door," you might not get an answer that will make you any calmer.
Stairway To Federal Court
These surprising steep stairs at the hotel only serve one purpose in the world: To cripple their guests. It would be safe to assume that the hotel owner has very good insurance. Or maybe they have a store in the hotel that only sells wheelchairs.
A ladder would be much better. Instead of using these stairs, it would be best just to throw a pillow on the ground and jump on it.
Go Home Carpet, You're Drunk
Even looking at this carpet is making us feel dizzy. Imagine going back to the room after partying all night. This flat carpet is in a hotel in Cologne, Germany.
Maybe they designed it to ensure no one runs in the hallways. Instead, we might run with our eyes closed or stare straight ahead. Or people will run faster in the hallways to get out of there quickly.
Burn In Peace
What was the hotel management thinking before putting up this exit sign? They probably thought, "Hey, you can use the exit door if there is a fire in the motel, but PLEASE don't wake anybody up because they are getting their beauty sleep."
They should also mention, "Please don't forget to wipe your feet on the doormat in case of fire." So basically, they want you to whisper and tip-toe out of a burning building. Now we are pretty sure they have specially muffled fire alarms in there too.
Perfect For A Nice Morning Swim
This pool at a hotel in Birmingham, Alabama, has more broken toilets in it than water. Who knows, maybe this is the place where the hotel toilets go to die. One wonders if they advertised "Room with pool view."
The hotel staff must be like, "What to do with all these old toilets? We'll dump them in the pool, and no one will even notice."
That's One Big Banana
When the couple read that their room had a mini-fridge, they expected something standard. However, when they arrived in their room, they realized it was actually a micro-fridge that could only fit a banana inside. Maybe they misread the description, and it is actually one of those skincare fridges.
At first, we thought it must be a fridge for ants. They could have used an orange or some other smaller fruit. Why banana? Why?
Everything Is Art, Even A Hairy Chest
This picture in the hotel lobby makes many people uncomfortable. It looks like they collected some hair from the shower drain in the guest rooms. Or maybe they asked a man with a hairy chest to donate his hair for this piece of art (if that’s what you want to call it).
The longer you look, the worse it seems to get. Honestly, if you look at it long enough, you might lose your appetite. However, it is a perfect place for those on a diet.
It's A Hit And Run Case For Sure
It looks like the hotel cart ran someone over and started tracking their blood through the halls. It is giving us the vibes of a creepy hotel in a horror movie. Maybe The Shining was shot in this hotel.
There should be a movie based on this: The hotel cart ran over a hundred guests and ruined the carpet.
Peek-A-Boo
How amazing is it to spend some alone time in the hotel bathroom until you realize it has a window in there that probably serves no purpose?
At least they provided blinds. Maybe the window is there so that you can watch TV while sitting on the throne.
It Looks Like Someone Forgot To Barricade The Door
Earlier, we showed you how one hotel advised guests to barricade the door before sleeping, and it seems like someone didn't take it seriously.
This Beijing hotel carpet pattern looks a lot like someone was murdered there. They are confident the guests won't notice it or take it seriously that they didn't even bother cleaning up the crime scene. That's the level of confidence we need in our lives.
Toe Buster 5000
The doorstopper at the hotel room is strategically placed to ensure a maximum number of guests scream throughout the day. According to people who stayed at that hotel, you hear screams such as “Oh God, why me???” After some time, you just get used to the cries of pain.
We have a feeling that they might find hundreds of broken toes hidden behind that dresser.
Poolception - A Pool Within A Pool
This water-efficient way has impressed us. Plus, it saves more money because fixing it won't require too much effort.
We just hope they didn't advertise having two pools. The hotel must be like, "It's a pool. A pool of air. Were you assuming a pool of water?? We're not responsible for your unreasonable expectations."
A Wall Made Of Butts
It may look ridiculous, but the bathroom "tile" wall comprises numerous pictures of denim-clad butts.
So you can say the wall is an ass-et. Honestly, that's a genius design, and we like it.
The Perfect Combination Doesn't Exi-... Never Mind
This combo of shower and hairdryer in Cairo is to die for (quite literally). We are pretty sure what happens in there SHOCKS everyone.
In this hotel, you can check in any time you want, but you can never leave... alive.
He Must Be Playing PUBG On His Phone
That's one classy bathroom, oh, we mean glassy bathroom. Who comes up with such designs?
His girlfriend took this photo in a hotel room. It wouldn't be a surprise if the bathroom isn't very soundproof as well.
Bigger Is Not Always Better
This person went to a hotel and paid extra for a room with a bigger TV. Well, the TV is technically bigger, but he was cheated big time.
The hotel thought he wanted a bigger TV, which does not necessarily mean a bigger picture.
When Your Room Has A Balcony
This woman was told she'd have a balcony, but no one told her that it would be a Juliet balcony – a very narrow balcony that sits just outside a window or pair of French doors.
We hope the Airbnb description didn’t say, "Taking two steps out on the balcony is a once-in-a-lifetime experience."
You'll Need A Venn Diagram To Sort That Out
These number signs are super confusing. So if you need to get to room 312, you would go both ways, right?
We're pretty sure whoever goes into this hotel never comes out again. Even looking at this photo is giving us anxiety.
They Should Have Asked For Photos Of The View
Well, this is what you get when you insist on having a hotel room with an ocean view.
We don't have to start criticizing the hotel because they didn't specify how much ocean one would view. Maybe the hotel forgot to mention that their room offers "Only a glimpse of the ocean."
Death By Stairs
We're pretty sure the owner of the hotel didn't put much thought into this one. We bet the hotel would need noise control with all that tumbling and a lot of people screaming, "Oooohhh God, I broke my back."
Even seeing this might give you eye cancer. So, quickly move to the next picture before it is too late.
Perfect For Couch Potatoes
Couch lifting! Is there any better exercise out there? We don't think so. Those who visit the hotel get a good workout by moving these couches. Maybe they tell the guests something like, "Do you need a solid workout? No problem. Simply move your room couch to our fitness center."
This fitness room is the last resting place for so many couches at the hotel, and they try to fit as many as they can into one small room.
That's One Way To Save Water
The bathroom wall of this hotel is so close to the sink that no one can wash their hands unless they have a triangular-shaped body.
Who knows, maybe there's a secret button somewhere that expands all this into a luxury five-star accommodation.
Move Along, It's Just A Tiny Electrician
Most of you will react like, "Eww, eww, there's a cockroach in my room." But the reality is that this kind and caring creature is fixing the electrical wiring to ensure their new roommate doesn't get electrocuted.
Who knows, maybe this cockroach is trying to change people's opinion about its species.
The Most Practical Bathroom Door Ever
Do you know why we called it the most practical bathroom door ever? Well, you don't even have to knock to know if someone's inside. At least that's what this German hotel thought.
We have a suggestion; Let's have no bathroom door at all. Why bother spending money on this door?
Looks Like A BUTTerfly
Imagine your reaction after entering your hotel room and seeing what we can only define as a BUTTerfly.
It looks like we all need some emergency eyewash treatment after seeing these stains.
Forbidden Love
Would you cry or laugh after reading this hanging at a hostel in Pai, Thailand? We loved it when they went from "Thank you" at first to just "Thanks."
Honestly, we don't care about the fine because we want to know the background story behind this rule. Maybe it's because this couple went to a hostel where people share bedrooms.
Must Be For Parkour Wheelchair Users
Someone found this at a hotel in Russia. So there are handicap stairs that can be found in Russia. Nice!
You may say that in Russia, you don't take the stairs; the stairs take you. We hope there is some kind of explanation behind it.
If There's A Will, There's A Way
The person who uploaded this photo mentioned that it was a premium motel, but we highly doubt it.
Where there's a will, there's a way! At least it is way better than some of the bathroom doors we've shown you so far on this list.
Fitness Center Motivation
This is painted in a hotel stairwell leading to a fitness center, and we think its placement is spot on. After all, it scares the guests and inspires them to run.
To give heart attacks to the guests, they should consider putting lights in its eyes and turn them on at night.
That's One Fiery View
People always try to get rooms with overrated sea views. However, it is time to move on to something way more awesome. For example, this view in a hotel room.
So anyone who wants to use the bathroom first needs to light the fire. That looks interesting.
You Need Binoculars To Watch TV
This hotel room has a small TV, but we cannot get enough of how spacious the room is...seriously.
Why do we have a feeling that the hotel room looks a little bit sketchy? The cinder block walls give you a "prison" feeling.
The Fastest Hotel Checkout Ever
This person checked into a hotel and instantly checked out. There were no second thoughts like, "I will complain and get a better room."
That is rust and mold – a perfect combination to ensure you never leave the hotel alive.
How To Get A Double Chin
This is definitely meme material. We're sure the mirror underneath is cracked, and instead of removing it, they just put a section over the crack.
Who knows, maybe they added the top mirror for tall people. That’ll explain a lot.
A Carpet With A Cursor
We don't care what others think, but the carpet at a hotel with a mouse cursor is very cool. Most importantly, it is way better than an ACTUAL MOUSE roaming in the hallways.
Another thing to notice here is that the carpet ensures guests don't notice the lack of a proper ceiling.
Take A Lit Shower
Here is one reason why you shouldn't travel during the pandemic. Just stay home and delay your traveling plans for some time.
Imagine you go to your hotel room after a tiring day and notice that it has some major plumbing problems. Did they call a plumber or an electrician?
At Least You Get Some Airflow
Some people cannot stop complaining. So what if the window doesn't have a view? At least you get airflow when you stand at the window.
However, we feel that they should have painted a nice landscape or pinned a poster on the wall.
Unplug At Your Own Risk
First of all, the socket looks shocked. We don't know what the socket has seen over the years, but we're pretty sure it wasn't pleasant at all.
Secondly, you don’t want to unplug it, or you will anger the hotel gods, and maybe the entire building will collapse. After all, no one knows what the purpose of that second plug is.
Looks Like A Map Of The World
Here is a hotel carpet that kind of looks like it's worn out beyond threadbare. But we think there is some other story behind it.
This worn-out hotel carpet and the airfield view are a perfect match. After all, the carpet looks a lot like a world map that isn't completely loaded yet.
Murder Someone, No One Will Notice
These curtains look like they belong to a haunted hotel. Why do we have a feeling that this photo was taken in the Bates Motel?
We think there is blood on them. So once you see them, don't be suspicious and just act natural.
Thank God There's No "Wheelchair Ramp" Sign
This is a lawsuit waiting to happen. We feel like some of these hotels are just asking for a lawsuit. It looks like someone really wants the hotel to close down.
These trippy stairs are giving us a headache. So our suggestion is to just sit down and slide. Yeah, it may look immature, but it will definitely work. And it could be fun as well.
Just Push The Walls In And Stop Complaining
Well, well, well…There is a wide gap in this Norwegian hotel shower door, and it is making us cringe so hard. Also, there is a nice slippery tile floor to match! Perfect for falling and smacking your head on the toilet!
This is another reason why you shouldn't travel now. The only good thing we can notice is that the tiles are properly lined out.
One Size Does Not Fit All
This is hilarious. The husband is 6'7" and the wife is 5'1", but the hotel thought that robes should always be one-size-fits-all. Or maybe they should swap robes, and that'll solve the problem.
By the way, these guys make a cute couple. It looks like these two are about to drop a new space techno album.
A Great Contender For The "It's Not My Job" Awards!
This hotel has locks that are installed backward. So whoever installed the locks must be like, "Yeah, boss, I installed the locks. Piece of cake!"
They did it on purpose so they could open the door easily and steal easily. Now, this is the room that needs barricading for sure.